the newlyweds. : May 2011

5.17.2011

Joe...Joe...Joey.

Okay so my plan for today was to blog about the Real Housewives of New Jersey and recap the whole episode, but the people who I truly love in this world already watched it. Those of you who didn't, well, I will highly advise that you only watch Bravo for about a week straight until you see the rerun before I see you next.

If you already have watched it, there is an amazing recap by my new favorite person (because of this article) Jay Mohr. Read it by yourself, you will laugh out loud.

That's really all I have to say today. *In other news I just found out on TMZ that Danielle Staub is now a stripper in NYC... I called that.* In the words of Caroline, Joe, and Jersey citizens in general, YOU'RE GARBAGE! In the words of my mother and I, she is a styrofoam cup...white trash. But..she's orange. sorry. you get the point. don't worry about it. you'll survive. also because Mom is about to have a conniption, Joe said Teresa was garbage, not Danielle. SHE IS NOT GARBAGE.

In my own life, I've taken too many antihistamines since lunch due to my allergies to burlap.. not good when I make burlamps all day everyday. I'm out of my head delirious and watching Dancing with the Stars... I don't even like this show. I'm just obsessed with reality TV/game shows this week since I have time to watch. Michael already went home with fever... I hope I don't get sick too.

I'm now going to lay on the couch and watch the girl who apparently ran out of costumes so she bejeweled her pink Victoria Secret bra? umm...

good night.

xo_vw

Short.

I think I write more like myself when I do small installments rather than big paragraphs. Large bodies of my own words apparently scare me.. There may be a change in the way I blog now... More like micrblogging? Twitterish? not really? Hashtag super cheesy? Hashtag I'll wake up in the morning and change my mind? Hashtag story of my life?

* every time I typed the word hashtag on my iPhone it replaced it with hashish...*
hashtag I need a hashish candle by Jonathan Adler...

xo_vw

5.16.2011

Summer Baby.

I'm such a summer child. I live for sunshine, shorts, and sleeping when I want to. I love not HAVING to do anything pressing. I love being able to just appreciate the small things.

Yesterday, my to do list consisted of making a friendship bracelet. It didn't happen. Instead, I went to church- it was Senior Sunday so I got to see pictures of all of those kids how I remember them in elementary school, love it. Then Mom and I ate leftover Swiss Steak (ohmygosh. amazing.) How are come foods better as left overs? Admit you love it. Michael came over from his class and we took the tent down from the trampoline where we camped out the night before... yeah, it was cold. *Note to self: check the weather before being spontaneous.* He proceeded to play Halo all afternoon while I took a nap.. then another...then another. Can you say fabulous? We had dinner with Nana and Papa and a snow cone then Mom and I watched Real Housewives of OC...amazing. Michael played Halo. Imagine that. Also, I made toast. With strawberry jelly. And grape juice. Be jealous. How much did you enjoy this super long paragraph of my super entertaining Sunday? Loved it? Thought you did.

ON A RELATED NOTE: I am obsessed with Real Housewives of Anywhere. TONIGHT RHONEWJERSEY COMES BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy cow, so excited.

I miss Dina already but I'm praising Jesus that Danielle is gone!!

Teresa is my favorite housewife (since she flipped the table...,)

but these girls (and Audriana) steal the show

So excited to see how the new girls mix in! And what's up with Caroline being all glamorous?!

I think I can even get Fireman to watch this one.. so delightful.

Enjoy your summer days.

xo_vw

5.11.2011

hey now, hey no-oww

My first of two finals is in two hours, I've studied all I want to and I know that I've got a great grade in the bag, so here I am, blogging away. I haven't even started studying for my daunting Economics final, but I do better under pressure and...well...I'm putting it off.

side note: Bella is chasing her tail.. I thought only dogs did that...?

So I've been super lazy lately watching trashy reality TV, aka The Real Housewives, all the time... I've even gotten Fireman to watch with me. It's incredible. So, for your viewing pleasure today, it's another round of...

I PHONE PICTURES!!!!
whoo hoo!...right?

last moments of BCIS